Coming to you live from America's shame-appendage, Florida. Watch me lose control of my life while simultaneously running a sweet blog.
night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with
it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”
"Mountains? More like nothings"
"Nice try, giant worms.”
"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”
I’m generally open to educating people who are genuinely ignorant about social issues
but if you deliberately call yourself “anti-sj,” “anti-feminist,” “truscum,” or “terf”
that tells me you’ve made up your mind to be disagreeable and you are not worth my time